🐾 (-1)
I may or may not revenge puke in your bed when you least suspect it.

🐾 (1)
You're allowed to pet me and carry me around, as long as I'm in a good mood.

🐾🐾 (2)
I can be convinced to get into stupid, ridiculous shenanigans with you.

🐾🐾🐾 (3)
I will nag you to eat and sleep properly.

🐾🐾🐾🐾 (4)
I will fight to protect you, even if the odds are overwhelmingly poor.

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 (5)
I will take care of you when it seems like you need it.
(AKA: Follow you and boss you around to make sure you take care of yourself properly, lay on you to make sure you hold still and rest, etc.)

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 (6)
I won't flinch away from having a serious heart-to-heart with you, about even my own issues.

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 (7)
You're allowed to rub my tummy and squish my toe beans.

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 (8)
You're allowed to dress me up in stupid outfits and take pictures. (I'll still complain, though.)

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 (9)
I will take a fatal wound for you. (Please avenge me.)

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 (10)
I will willingly act like a cat whenever you want, if it helps make you happy.